All I do things for are shits and giggles. Damn, my life is weird.

1.11.2004

Ben calls me a limey because i spell things funny...

so i've had like no time to blog... surprise surprise...

yesterday was down hill chase's "last" show... i don't believe them but they certainly have improved since last time i saw them...

penis

"you've heard of ali baba fourty theives had he. out for what we all want, lots of lsd, he also had a camel, stole it from a zoo, how he loved the camel and the camel loved him too" :D

Much as he hated arguments or unpleasentness, ROn sure thought things had gone too far when returning from a weekend in clapton he found that his neighbor had trimmed the enourmous hedge dividing the gardens into the shape of a human leg. Enraged and envious beyond belief, ron seized his garden sheers and clipped his white poodle dear into a coffee table. That'll fix it thought ron, but he was wrong. The following wednesday his neighbor had his bushy waist length hair cut and permed into the model of the queen elizabeth and went sailing. Everywhere he went people said, "hooray" sometimes you just can't win.

Bonzodog band is super

finals are soon... i hope i don't screw myself over....

you have powerful thoughts inyour head ben :P

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