so today i was talking to jesus (my left big toe) and he was all like... why aren't you giving me a moustache andi was all like dude... you don't llok good with that annd so he was like... you're mean and so he cried

and then max came and was like do you wanna practice karate and i was all like... sure why not and he knocked eht wind out of me and i was all like... that hurt like a bitch... and then my feet were itchy cause they don't like grass...

at least i got to kick max
whoo

perhaps i should sleep but i wanted to do some homework yeah right like that'll happen i'll just do most of it tomorrow or when i lya down in bed and i'm like wtf i can't sleep!

so and the n today we had fish and it was good cause it wasn't cooked and it said to me... elizabeth, you should really fix your hair it is soo freakin' normal now and i'm like i know it'll keep me warm though so now i need to get a hair cut and some cucumbers to go with the fish. t
the fish seemed to realll ylike cucumbers for no apparent reason. perhaps it is becasue tehy are quit ephallic... i ckeep making typkle s and then they are funnly cause htye come out weird and i don't bother to fix most of them casue it's just cause i'm tires that i'm making thes... EHAT!?!
how dare you accuse me of making typoes... technically i never use propre grammar when i type anyways cause i never bother to capitalize MAYWASHINTG.
ther e is this tiny bug on my screen it has been there for several nights and i swear i kill it every fucking night... maybe i'm just ahlluscinating... that could explain it... i wish i could taste colors then i couldbe like "there is red lake 30 in thie cerleal!" but that wouldnt' make much sense... cause... i suck at that
speaking of sucky senses i can't see worht shit anymore... like far away things.. .it hurts my eyes... perhaps it is is sleep deprivation which is one of my favourite pasteims but like i've never had that problem before it's amazing
so vision- i need a better graphics card sos i can play better games on my shitty little computer...

i'm gonna be 17 in a month and all i want is i don't know yet
it'll be a year before i'm legal... weird should i take up smoking when that happens? i don't think so... i'm weak enough as is
i should start swimming

KIrchgeslery (12:05:06 AM): guess what i have
Kishchkrelsery (12:05:13 AM): in my freezer
UNtunasandwich (12:05:26 AM): DEAD THINGS

pies.

have you ever noticed how sexual anything and everything is... ALSO how pretty much everything could be used to kill yourself or something else? does that mean sex=death? i mean it's a cycle... sex leads to reproduction and then eventual death but still... dose that mena someon whas to die in the world!?
HUZZQWH!
pass out time
WHJOO@!