UNtunasandwich (8:24:04 PM): penis
Dan is not the Man (8:24:34 PM): what about a penis
Dan is not the Man (8:24:36 PM): ben doesn't have one
Dan is not the Man (8:24:37 PM): he told me
UNtunasandwich (8:24:41 PM): little ben?
Dan is not the Man (8:24:44 PM): yes..
UNtunasandwich (8:25:06 PM): he has one..
Dan is not the Man (8:25:10 PM): no he doesn't
UNtunasandwich (8:25:24 PM): have you checked?
Dan is not the Man (8:25:26 PM): yes..
UNtunasandwich (8:25:37 PM): WHAT>!?
Dan is not the Man (8:25:41 PM): yes.....
UNtunasandwich (8:25:57 PM): ...should i be afraid
UNtunasandwich (8:25:59 PM): ?
Dan is not the Man (8:26:03 PM): VERY
UNtunasandwich (8:26:16 PM): i checked today and he has one? :P
Dan is not the Man (8:26:23 PM): no you didn't!
UNtunasandwich (8:26:27 PM): how do you know?
Dan is not the Man (8:26:43 PM): cause I saw it with my own eyes that he doesn't have one..
UNtunasandwich (8:27:02 PM): i don't think you have :P
Dan is not the Man (8:27:07 PM): uh huh I have..
UNtunasandwich (8:27:09 PM): i checked today :P
Dan is not the Man (8:27:21 PM): did you check for testicular cancer?
UNtunasandwich (8:27:39 PM): uhhmm.... no
Dan is not the Man (8:27:44 PM): thats important!
Dan is not the Man (8:27:49 PM): don't want them kids to come out all funky
UNtunasandwich (8:27:53 PM): ha ha ha
UNtunasandwich (8:27:59 PM): i checked for that yesterday? :P
Dan is not the Man (8:28:07 PM): I'm sure...
UNtunasandwich (8:28:15 PM): wha?
Dan is not the Man (8:28:32 PM): he has breast cancer
UNtunasandwich (8:28:48 PM): .. okay
Dan is not the Man (8:28:58 PM): big ben does
Dan is not the Man (8:29:01 PM): and james
UNtunasandwich (8:29:04 PM): *shivers*
Dan is not the Man (8:30:44 PM): its true!
Dan is not the Man (8:30:51 PM): people these days have all these diseases
Dan is not the Man (8:30:59 PM): thats why I will be a doctor!
UNtunasandwich (8:30:59 PM): i shouldn't touch them
Dan is not the Man (8:31:21 PM): not without proper protection
UNtunasandwich (8:31:34 PM): i'll put condoms on my feet?
Dan is not the Man (8:31:41 PM): I do that
Dan is not the Man (8:31:43 PM): all the time
UNtunasandwich (8:31:54 PM): you should have your brain checked
Dan is not the Man (8:32:08 PM): I don't have band-aids..
Dan is not the Man (8:32:12 PM): and they are just the same!
Dan is not the Man (8:32:15 PM): but sterilized!
UNtunasandwich (8:32:21 PM): okay...
UNtunasandwich (8:32:28 PM): i think...you need to lay off of the crack?
Dan is not the Man (8:33:00 PM): ben has all the crack