mom(9:28:13 PM): A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The
sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers
that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs
him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge
bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife?

He answers, " You see, it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to
the store to get me a carton of
cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling
papers; 'cause it's sooooooooooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have
to roll my own, so does she.