Badtz-Maru was on his way to up your arse when he saw a penis. PANTS ,he said. Suddenly, Pandaba appeared holding a holy crabs. Follow me, said Pandaba, and the two friends eated down the street until they came to a(n) green pants. deliciously Badtz-Maru played towards the pants while Pandaba sexed up and ranned. Down the road came a Ben. It had 18 PCs and a old ichthyologist. Pandaba and Badtz looked at eachother and panted.

New Year's Eve was coming up and Hello Kitty was planning a Helpful party at the moon. She sent invitations to all of her closest spongemonkeys, then went to buy fishsticks, to decorate with. This would look whore-able hanging on the calculus, said her twin sister, Mimmy. After leaving the store with a bag full of shores, Hello Kitty decided to go to the floor shop to get yummy hats for her friends to sexing. These capon-filled meatballs look delicious! she told the shopkeeper. And I will take some of that fruit mercury to randing, too! she added. Finally, it was new year's eve. All of Hello Kitty's pot-atoes! arrived wearing black screen names. BITCH!! announced Hello Kitty as she greeted her friends. Just before midnight, they all held ants and counted down the seconds. When the clock struck 125496, everyone screamed WHORE!, and threw their platypus in the person.

hello kitty is fun
but... i think there are random ones here http://www.mit.edu/storyfun
http://www.geocities.com/pezheadpaul/madlibs/
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