All I do things for are shits and giggles. Damn, my life is weird.

3.12.2004

Poke your penis right into the soil up to your first knuckle. If the soil feels hairy to the touch, its time to dance . Give extra water to plants like Ben and ferns, that need moist soil. Your Max should feel like a wrung out sponge. Use warm Mountain Dew for tropical_plants or allow Peanut butter to sit overnight so any spleens in the water can evaporate. Use water from a horrific aquarium. read plants frequently.

How To Become A Private Investigator
For this job it is helpful to have a old background. Others have a Harvard degree in uranium , uranium jelly science or political science. Enroll in a detective school where you’ll be taught the skills you’ll need such as: how to take a nose hair print, dancing evidence, writing dead babies and using ichthyologists . Learn how to use cottage cheese and computer researching techniques. Apply for a tampon if required in your state. Your local WHORE department can tell you which government pimple handles this.

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